Friday, July 24, 2009


LUMINOUS
SIMPLICITY
1
After I'd heard a really weird growling-kind-of-noise each time I used a certain forcet, I went online, Googled "liquid plumber" and got this wonderful post in a homeowner's forum:

"Turn on ALL the HOT water-forcets in your home, let them run for 5 minutes, then turn them off again, starting with the one you turned on first.
If you do this once a month, you'll NEVER need any kind of chemical products!"

Guess what?
I did it, and
the really weird
noise is gone!
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LUMINOUS
SIMPLICITY
2
Last week, while driving on the highway and listening to the radio, I received some valuable information from the announcer, who explained that if we counted to 5 during the thunderstorm we were both experiencing at that time, we could make doubly sure that we weren't going to get hit by lightening.....if instead of simply counting till 5 - which is the old way - we did that counting thisaway:

1 - Mississippy
2 - Mississippy
3 - Mississippy
4 - Mississippy
5 - Mississippy

Guess what?
Neither one of us
got hit by lightening!

I'm joking....I'm joking.
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LUMINOUS
SIMPLICITY
3
Carl Jung discovered that individuals who repeatedly presented themselves as being very much one kind of person:
i.e. A VICTIM
usually turned out to be the exact opposite:
i.e. AN ABUSER
A Cambridge Police Officer had the unfortunate experience of proving Jung's theory, when he arrested what he'd been told was a home-invader, and was then subjected to the most extreme ABUSE from a world-class, racist VICTIM.....after which this miniscule event got worse and worse
while
LUMINOUS SIMPLICITY
morphed into
DARKNESS VISIBLE.
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